I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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