I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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