He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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