Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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