We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I am mentally ready for anal.
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