If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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