Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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