Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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