I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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