It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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