i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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