Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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