I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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