Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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