Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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