i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
