Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We're too hungover to prance.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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