i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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