With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
If I had your ass I would rule the world
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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