We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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