the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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