I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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