On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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