I want to stick my p in your. b.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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