Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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