And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He did a backflip because drugs
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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