I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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