Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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