Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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