this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
