WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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