He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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