bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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