turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
