After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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