butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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