your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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