I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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