Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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