They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Randomize