i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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