I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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