I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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