You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Who wears a wallet chain?!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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