Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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