school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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