If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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