Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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