hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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