I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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