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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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