carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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