It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
you never un-have a 4some
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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