why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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