Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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