On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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