There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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