Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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