She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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